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WE SELL PENS… MOSTLY.
Funny pens.
Proper good gifts.
TV-inspired one-liners, adorable dumplings and pens with a little attitude. Find your favourite, add a name and make someone’s day.
Free UK delivery3 for 2 on selected pensAdd a name
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THE GOOD STUFF
Pick your kind of trouble.
Three ready-to-shop collections, from cult TV quotes to absurdly cute stationery.
01 / TV-INSPIRED
Coffee & Catch-Ups
Friends-inspired quotes for the people who know every line, every joke and every coffee-shop moment.
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02 / REALITY-TV-INSPIRED
Villa Vibes
For the texts, the grafting and the besties. Personalised name pens with a little island energy.
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03 / CUTE & COLLECTABLE
Dumpling Pens
Little faces. Big cute energy. Colourful dumpling pens to brighten up a desk, pencil case or gift bag.
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FAVOURITES SO FAR
Meet the pens.
A few favourites from our ready-to-shop ranges.
£9.99
3 for 2 · Cheapest free
£4.99
3 for 2 · Cheapest free
£4.99
3 for 2 · Cheapest free
£9.99
3 for 2 · Cheapest free
£4.99
3 for 2 · Cheapest free
£9.99
3 for 2 · Cheapest free
£4.99
3 for 2 · Cheapest free
£9.99
3 for 2 · Cheapest free
MAKE IT THEIRS
Same joke.
Your name on the back.
Choose a design, add a name where available, then pick the printing orientation. A little detail makes a much better gift.
Find your pen
01
Pick a design
Favourite quote, cheeky name or a cute dumpling.
02
Make it personal
Choose Add Name on eligible designs.
03
Choose the orientation
Right-handed or left-handed printing option.
THE MORE, THE MERRIER
Buy two pens. Get your third free.
Mix and match selected pens. The cheapest qualifying pen is on us. No code needed.