Football Banter Pens & Gifts for Fans

Football follows you everywhere, including to your desk. This collection pairs match-day humour with familiar football phrases, terrace confidence and the occasional optimistic prediction.

Banter before, during and after the whistle

The Match Day Mischief range includes “Unbelievable Jeff”, “Farke Life”, “In Farke We Trust” and “We Are Premier League”. Some nod to football punditry, while others have the unmistakable feel of fan-made club banter. These are small novelty gifts for football-loving mates, colleagues and the person who can turn any conversation into a discussion about Saturday’s result.

Explore Match Day Mischief to find a design that fits your sense of humour.

Choose a classic white plastic ballpoint pen, or pick a premium metal pen gift set with a clear presentation case. Personalisation is available on selected designs.