Funny Pens, Puns & Original Humour

Some pens are useful. These ones are useful and have something to say. This collection brings together animal wordplay, cheeky everyday observations and jokes designed to earn a second look.

A little nonsense for your stationery drawer

From the festive dachshund pun “Dachshund Through the Snow” and the grumpy-pug “Bah Humpug” to social one-liners such as “You OK Hun?”, the humour comes from familiar phrases with a twist. Explore our dog-themed Paws & Puns designs or head towards Social Sass for office banter, hashtags and the occasional eye-roll. They make small gifts for colleagues, friends and anyone who is forever borrowing a pen.

Explore Social Sass, Paws & Puns to find a design that fits your sense of humour.

Choose a classic white plastic ballpoint pen, or pick a premium metal pen gift set with a clear presentation case. Personalisation is available on selected designs.