Rude Pens, Swear Words & Cheeky Gifts

Polite stationery is available elsewhere. This collection is for people who enjoy a sharp joke, an outrageous desk accessory and a little language that is not suitable for the school pencil case.

Not for the easily offended

Our No Filter designs include blunt ownership jokes, sweary greetings and rude one-liners designed to get a laugh from someone with the same sense of humour. Think Secret Santa, mates who love an insult and colleagues who have heard far worse at Friday drinks. Read the wording carefully before choosing a gift: some designs contain strong language and are intended for adults.

Explore No Filter to find a design that fits your sense of humour.

Choose a classic white plastic ballpoint pen, or pick a premium metal pen gift set with a clear presentation case. Personalisation is available on selected designs.