Please Get Your Own F*cking Pen is a classic white ballpoint pen with the design printed on the front. Inspired by rude pen-borrowing jokes.
Behind the design
This is original, sweary British banter centred on telling pen borrowers to buy their own.
Pen details and personalisation
- Classic white plastic ballpoint pen
- Printed design on the front
- Supplied without a presentation case
- Add a name on the reverse or select No Name
Choose Add Name to print a name on the reverse, or No Name to keep the design on its own. A left-handed printing orientation can also be selected.

