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This Pen Belongs to a D*ck Head – Metal Pen Gift Set

From £9.99

PRESENTATION CASE INCLUDED Premium Metal Pen Gift Set Your favourite quote, dressed up for gifting.
  • Quote on the front. A little personality, right where it belongs.
  • Name on the reverse. Choose Add Name for that extra personal touch.
  • Left-handed? We've got you! Select your printing orientation below.
  • Metal pen + presentation case. Ready to gift. Or shamelessly keep.
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Inspired by rude office humour. This is original, sweary British banter centred on an insult for the office nuisance.

  • Premium white metal ballpoint pen
  • Clear presentation case included
  • Artwork on the front; optional name on the reverse
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