Funny Christmas Pens That Still Get Used in January

Novelty gifts can be entertaining for ten seconds and then disappear. A Christmas joke on a working ballpoint has a better chance of sticking around, provided the recipient actually likes the joke.

Choose the joke that belongs to the person

Dachshund Through the Snow suits sausage-dog owners, while Bah Humpug is tailored to pug fans with a grumpy festive streak. I Miss You Snow Much is gentler and works as a small personal message. I Survived the Snow is more of a British weather joke for someone who remembers chaotic snow days.

The writing pen still needs to be the point

The catalogue lists classic white plastic ballpoints and metal versions with presentation cases across these designs. Don’t assume every seasonal pen needs its own elaborate box. If it’s going into a work bag, the case-free plastic format could be the more useful choice.

What matters before ordering

• Match the humour to the recipient’s interests and sense of humour.
• Check any name options before ordering.
• Think about whether the joke will still amuse them after Christmas.

Shop the designs above

Here are the specific designs. The product page will show you what can be personalised.

• Dachshund Through the Snow Pen — classic white plastic ballpoint, supplied without a case.
• Bah Humpug Pen — classic white plastic ballpoint, supplied without a case.
• I Miss You Snow Much Pen — classic white plastic ballpoint, supplied without a case.
• I Survived the Snow (Beast from the East) Pen — classic white plastic ballpoint, supplied without a case.

What makes a good small Christmas pen gift?

A recognisable joke, a useful writing format and a design chosen for one person. Extra wrapping and a long explanation are rarely necessary.

The best stocking filler is the one that survives the clear-out when the decorations come down.

For more dog-themed wordplay, see our dog pun pens, or seasonal pen gifts.

A couple of related guides

• Christmas Pens: Novelty, Gifts and Practical Choices
• Personalised Stocking Fillers: Small Gifts With Their Name On