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This Pen Belongs to a Right C*nt Pen

From £4.99

EVERYDAY FAVOURITE Plastic Pen Your quote up front. A name on the back? Your call.
  • Quote on the front. The good bit takes centre stage.
  • Name on the reverse. Choose Add Name to make it personal.
  • Left-handed? We've got you! Select your printing orientation below.
  • No case, no fuss. A lightweight plastic pen made for everyday scribbles.

Inspired by adult humour. This is original, sweary British banter centred on a no-nonsense insult.

  • Classic white plastic ballpoint pen
  • Lightweight everyday pen; no presentation case
  • Artwork on the front; optional name on the reverse
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